And I have so much to talk about, I don't even know where to begin.
I could talk about the miracle of finishing my dissertation on time.
Or my new B-list celebrity project.
Or that one time I accidentally went to the Strictly Come Dancing premiere.
Or how I won the Weakest Link.
Or saw Michael Ball perform.
Or GLEEKed out with Jonathan Groff after is new London show.
Or walked the red carpet next to Keira Knightley.
Or attended a cat funeral.
Or played leap Prague.
Or ate in a Lebanese harem.
Or successfully survived the Spider Wars of Fall 2010.
Or got a new gig as a book reviewer.
So much awesomeness, where does one begin?