Thursday, December 02, 2010

An Open Letter

Dear Boys,

Some advice on roping a girl into a confession session days before she is moving to another country during which you profess your love and ponder at length the truly mysterious circumstances as to why you never dated before now: Don't do it.

At the very best, she'll think you're either really slow on the uptake or simply a coward. At the very worst she'll think you're nothing but a shallow opportunist angling for a little NCMO.

And trust me, you don't want that to be the last memory this girl has of you.

Sincerely,

Meagan 'Do I look like a girl who's easy?' Brady

9 comments:

S.A.R. said...

Amen!

Annegirl said...

AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Rachel Judd Cowley said...

You tell 'em, girl! And sheesh! He sounds like a... dork. We'll go with a kinder word.

Adriane said...

Sheeesh. and I can't even kick him! And I love you.

Julie said...

This sounds like it has a fabulous story behind it! I think we need a sequel.

P.s. Glad you're posting agian. The blogging arena has missed you terribly.

Jon said...

So . . .

I may have done this once.

Needless to say, I married someone else. I'd like to think I figured it out eventually.

Jon said...

I wasn't looking for NCMO. I won't fight the charge I was a coward, but if you asked me, I think I was just slow on the uptake.

Tiff said...

Hahaha! Love you!

Jena said...

I'm with Julie.