Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Ashley Clement For President!

Okay, so a most of you probably don't even know who she is, but through a "Legally Blonde"-esque nomination platform I will prove that she's the best qualified. Only except for a pool, I'll use a volleyball court:

#1- Ashley Clement is not afraid to stand up for her morals.
Example: While the rest of us girls tried to avoid looking at these guys. Ashley boldly shouted "Ew! Gross! Put a shirt on!"

#2- Ashley Clement knows the importance of a good appearance.
Example: After a missed serve: "That doesn't count, I have to fix my hair."

#3- Ashley Clement doesn't gamble
Addendum: But she always keeps an ace up her sleeve just in case.

And perhaps most importantly:

#4- Ashley Clement comes from humble beginnings. She is truly one of the people! Example: "7-11 Service!"


So Vote for Ashley Clement! Now the ball is in your court!

12 comments:

Jon said...

I'd love to vote for Ashley Clement, if I knew who she was.

Jena said...

You make a convincing argument.

AnneGirl said...

It was protesting the shirtless wonders that won me over. What a woman.

Adriane said...

*sigh* I want to go to Institute. But I never can again...lol--at least 'till next summer.

Adriane said...

And ew yuck. Who had their shirts off? Don't they know they are WAAAY to old to be doing that?

Adriane said...

Oh, and ha ha to your ball, and ha ha to your cat--that's my favorite Messenger pic!

Tiff said...

Um, who's Ashley Clement. (This time I checked the link at the top, but to no avail.)

Meagan said...

She's just this girl in my ward that is hilariously awesome and wonderful.

Jon said...

Maybe I'd vote for Ashley if she didn't look like she was ready to hungrily tear into the first squirrel she laid eyes on.

Adriane said...

Lol...yeah, watch out for that.

Maria said...

well then. she sounds like a prime canidate to me. what is her stand on foreign policy?

Erika said...

Can I nominate Meagan for president?