Okay, so a most of you probably don't even know who she is, but through a "Legally Blonde"-esque nomination platform I will prove that she's the best qualified. Only except for a pool, I'll use a volleyball court:
#1- Ashley Clement is not afraid to stand up for her morals.
Example: While the rest of us girls tried to avoid looking at these guys. Ashley boldly shouted "Ew! Gross! Put a shirt on!"
#2- Ashley Clement knows the importance of a good appearance.
Example: After a missed serve: "That doesn't count, I have to fix my hair."
#3- Ashley Clement doesn't gamble
Addendum: But she always keeps an ace up her sleeve just in case.
And perhaps most importantly:
#4- Ashley Clement comes from humble beginnings. She is truly one of the people! Example: "7-11 Service!"
So Vote for Ashley Clement! Now the ball is in your court!