Fact: I am totally snowed in. Like I can't leave the house. At all.
Fact: My only resources are the internet, and season two of The Office.
Fact: My grandparentals are the only people left on Earth who still have DIAL-UP, which equals negative-percent effective. I did the math.
Fact: This leaves me with 20+ episodes of The Office.
Question: Where will this lead?
Answer: Only time will tell...
P.S. Don't hold your breath waiting for an update. It took me FORTY-FIVE minutes to get this to post.