...and buried herself beneath a mountain of various and sundry items:
1 quilt
2 down comforters
3 blankets (wooly mammoth, Mexican, and fleece)
4 loads of laundry
5 bags of Japanese food
6 sweaters
7 sudoku books
8 tubes of chapstick
9 dollars in change
10 library books
11 unfinished to-do lists
12 homemade coupons
13 half-sticks of gum
14 straws from Wendys
15 Halls Blackcurrant Soothers
16 Star Wars action figures
17 Magazine (2004 Prom Edition)
18 hours worth of Jane Austen books-on-tape
1999 yearbook
2007 calendar
21 years worth of life experience
yet even that could not smother
1 quilt
2 down comforters
3 blankets (wooly mammoth, Mexican, and fleece)
4 loads of laundry
5 bags of Japanese food
6 sweaters
7 sudoku books
8 tubes of chapstick
9 dollars in change
10 library books
11 unfinished to-do lists
12 homemade coupons
13 half-sticks of gum
14 straws from Wendys
15 Halls Blackcurrant Soothers
16 Star Wars action figures
17 Magazine (2004 Prom Edition)
18 hours worth of Jane Austen books-on-tape
1999 yearbook
2007 calendar
21 years worth of life experience
yet even that could not smother
the cry
wrenched from the very center of her being:
WHY MUST I BE SO VERY, VERY
AWKWARD?!?!?!?!?
5 comments:
Oh honey. This is a story I MUST hear!!!!
On second thought, we have a new war cry: "It's not me, it's you."
you are not alone in that cry of terror, my friend. you just keep on...keepin' on...
oh meagan! You poor thing. Do I get to know more details? I promise to be sympathetic.
That made my heart wrench inside of me for you. And for me, and all other awkward people! I love you. I want to hear.
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