So my grandma keeps a bag of Dove Promises in her kitchen cupboard, purely for medicinal reasons, of course.
So I decided it was in my best interest to eat some. As it was close to dinner time, I limited myself to three.
So I opened and ate the first two, reading the generic "You're a wonderful person...blah...blah...blah..." messages on the wrappers. Touching.
Then I opened the last one. It said "Test your limits and keep going."
Who am I to argue with the Powers That Be?