Wednesday, September 09, 2009

You're a Sly One, Mister M

So I was heading in from some errands this afternoon when my neighbor beckoned me over to the fence and offered me two perfectly luscious, just-picked tomatoes. I love tomatoes, so I eagerly accepted, charmed by the Home Improvement-ishness of it all.

I got into the house and pretty much immediately sliced one up to eat. When I was finished, I opened the fridge to put the other one in the vegetable crisper and this is what I saw:

It turns out that over the last few days, my generous neighbor has been targeting my family members one by one when we are alone and unarmed and gifting (a.k.a. foisting) a good percentage of his harvest to us.

Sneaky, Wilson, very sneaky...

5 comments:

Sarah said...

What you call sneaky, I call genius. What some of my tomatoes.

Lauren Davison said...

Hahahaha. Love it.

Annegirl said...

Your poor family. Just starving for tomatoes. =)

Macie said...

What a great idea! Hilarious.

Rachel said...

Too funny! Beware if he starts offering zucchini!