Thursday, November 16, 2006

a consumer complaint

Some people have no personality.
But that's okay, because sometimes someone with no personality is just what you need.
But want you don't need or want is some personality-less drone trying to be hip.

Some people have pearls.
But that's okay, because sometimes pearls are just what you need.
But what you don't need or want are some classic, understated beads tied around your hips.


Yes, Tom Shane, I was talking about you. Both times.

2 comments:

AnneGirl said...

Yeah-that commercial is still puzzling me. I can only assume he was referring to something like this gone horribly horribly wrong. (And how else could it go??)

Adriane said...

Pah ha ha ha ha...I haven't heard that one. But hey, we all know where his store is, and when it's open and that it's also available online at Shaneco.com! So I suppose somehow, it's working?