Some people have no personality.
But that's okay, because sometimes someone with no personality is just what you need.
But want you don't need or want is some personality-less drone trying to be hip.
Some people have pearls.
But that's okay, because sometimes pearls are just what you need.
But what you don't need or want are some classic, understated beads tied around your hips.
Yes, Tom Shane, I was talking about you. Both times.