Monday, April 21, 2008

"The very pink of perfection." -Oliver Goldsmith

So pink is not my favorite color. Sorry Erika.

But I'm not going to discriminate when someone gives me one of these:

Friday, April 18, 2008

what's in a name?

a little stuff and nonsense to get you through the day . . . feel free post your own!

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car): Schultzie Impreza

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Sweet Cream Milano

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): M-Bra

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Puppy

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): Michele American Fork

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first): Bra-Me

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink): The Orange Apple Tango

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers): Lynn Wells

9. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (first letter of mother’s maiden name & father’s middle name ): B Leonard

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Halls Halifax

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Fall Daffodil

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”): Raspberry Red Dressie

13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Chocolate Shake Maple

14. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, favorite weather element + “Tour”): The Photoshopping Thunderstorms Tour

Saturday, April 12, 2008

note to self:

when you return home late on a friday night with the sudden urge to clean, DON'T!

the madness will pass long before your sheets are done drying.

and there's no way you're gonna waste your ONE day to sleep in on an unmade bed.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

"Style, substance, and just the right amount of heaving bodices."

Yesterday was my roommate Kim's birthday. Since she's now "almost thirty" (aka 24), she wasn't really interested in a big to-do, so we planned on dinner and a movie at the Gateway. Over an "authentic" Chinese dinner (Panda Express w/ chopsticks), I gave her her present:

Apparently it's "the living end" (and with a review like the one I've quoted above, how could it be otherwise?)

So we canned Leatherheads and watched it instead. The whole thing (four hours). With chocolate on the side.

Now I am tired. But satiated.

And I recommend it.

(Although the only heaving bodice I saw was Mrs. Reed's as she death-rattled her way to kingdom come...)

Thursday, April 03, 2008

epifunny

So I took the surface streets to work today and stopped at a red light on 13th East in front of East High (Go Wildcats!). I watched a group of students through my windshield as they crossed the street and one girl in particular caught my eye. Just as the light changed, I realized that what had caught my attention was her outfit. I owned the exact same one.

In like 1993.

I spent the rest of my commute kicking myself for burning those "classic" pieces from my awkwarder pre-adolescence.

I could have made some serious money.