... that this:
Is all my fault.
I went shopping after the second session of General Conference yesterday and was late getting to girls' night out so I left the bags in my trunk.
I only remembered them when I was in a different car on the way to my parents' house and I maybe said a quick prayer that the aerosol cans wouldn't explode in the heat. (It was 65 degrees after all.)
Well, they didn't explode!
Sorry.
In other news, I now have a testimony of Malachi 3:10. I've always believed it in principle; I just never expected my little prayer to be answered quite so literally...